Kick back and embrace your laid-back vibe with our "Retired Hoochie Daddy" tee! This fun, relaxed shirt is perfect for those who have mastered the art of enjoying life at their own pace. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it offers all-day comfort while showcasing your playful side. The eye-catching graphic playfully announces your status as a retired hoochie daddy, celebrating the good times you've had and the chill moments ahead. Whether you're lounging at home, grilling with friends, or enjoying a weekend getaway, this tee is your go-to for effortless style. Pair it with shorts, joggers, or your favorite lounge pants, and get ready to turn heads while you keep it casual. Let everyone know that you’ve had your fun and are now savoring the sweet life—retired but never boring!

 • 100% cotton
 • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
 • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
 • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
 • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
 • Open-end yarn
 • Tubular fabric
 • Taped neck and shoulders
 • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
 • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!